Joke Books for Kids

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    Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy, of course!

    And what do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath? That would be 'Stinkerbell'!

    Roald Dahl was always full of fun and mischief and loved all kinds of jokes, the sillier the better, so this hilarious book is sure to appeal to all his fans. The book also features Quentin Blake's iconic illustrations.
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    Learn about the civilisations of the past in a fun and exciting way with this fun joke book from the British Museum. It's packed with quips and facts that will inspire children to learn more about our history.
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    Explore the nuttier side of nature with this book full of laugh-out-loud jokes and fascinating facts. Nature-loving children will get the green-fingered giggles as they work their way through the pages.
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    Prepare to have your ribs tickled as you relive the humour from the Star Wars universe. Packed with jokes about all your favourite characters from all six films, this book is sure to have even the darkest Sith laughing his head off.
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    The Mega Joke Book is just the thing for comedians and joke-lovers, young and old! Kid-friendly and fun, this collection of hundreds of jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and more will keep everyone giggling for hours. So, what's the funniest joke you'll find in this book? Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
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    My Very First Joke Book is full of the very funniest and best jokes! This is an excellent introduction to jokes and joke-telling. Over 60 jokes and rhymes, each with their own hilarious illustration - perfect for playground comedians. There are 'Knock, knock!' jokes, 'Doctor, doctor' jokes, monster jokes, and plain daft jokes. There are silly rhymes, crazy crossbreeds and a whole library of joke titles. Each one is in a large easy-to-read typeface and has its own humorous illustration to make it even funnier! Kaye Umansky is best known as the creator of Pongwiffy (Puffin) - hugely popular with children because of the irreverent humour. Kaye's trademark humour is evident in all her books and she is well qualified to write a joke book for very young children.
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    Roald Dahl was always full of fun and mischief and loved all kinds of jokes - the sillier the better! Here is a marvellous collection of Roald Dahl's favourites, based on his much-loved children's novels.
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    This is a little book crammed full of jokes that will entertain children - and adults - of any age!

    A great gift that will keep children amused on long journeys or on holidays, it will provide hours of family entertainment.
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    This is the biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. It includes 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
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    Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together? They're calling themselves Goals Allowed. This is a fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!
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    This is a hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a GBP1 donation.
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    Mr Bean may not tell jokes, but the hilarious Mr Bean's Joke Book contains over 300 that he has inspired. Illustrated throughout with distinctive line art, this is a must-have for all Bean fans, young and old alike.
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    Filled with funnies and jam-packed with jokes, this hilarious Moshi Monsters joke book will tickle you and your monster and have you splitting your sides with laughter! It is presented with over 230 monster-tickling jokes submitted by you.
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    This collection of over 2500 hilariously funny and wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless, ridiculous, nutty and wacky wisecracks ever invented. From addled animals to witless wizards, there are lots of brand new jokes, pathetic puns and raving riddles: what's the best way to raise a strawberry? With a spoon. Waiter, this soup is disappointing? Why? What did you expect it to do? What should you write on a chicken's tombstone? Roast in Peace. What's white on the outside and gray on the inside? An elephant hiding inside an envelope. What do you call a woman with a fire on her head? Anita.
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    Join Archie and his friends in the funniest, silliest kid-friendly collection of cartoons, jokes and riddles ever!

    There are groan-worthy puns, crazy comebacks and silly riddles to enjoy. There's even the chance to Guess the Gag and figure out the punchlines to many hilarious jokes.
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    Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.
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    Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom's very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom's Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom's Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom's brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you're bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi
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    Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.
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    You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes! What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!
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    In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one \- Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery \- full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.
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    There are plenty of guides out there for humans about training their dogs - as if humans have ever been the ones in charge. One dog has at last agreed to share the insights gained through years of hard experience: Maggie Mayhem has trained some of the world's most stubborn humans (including her co-author Kim Sears), and so there is no better canine to explain the complexities of human behaviour and guide you through the ownership journey. HOW TO LOOK AFTER YOUR HUMAN will include: - - tips and techniques on everything from choosing the right human for you, to managing their diet and instilling a mutually beneficial exercise regime - - a guide to deciphering human language, including which words you should be paying attention to (very few) and those you should ignore entirely (rather a lot) - - advice on the vexed issues of fancy dress (canine) and personal hygiene (human) Written with Maggie's signature wit and wisdom, HOW TO LOOK AFTER YOUR HUMAN is a perfect gift for dogs looking to build that unique bond with their humans. The text is accompanied throughout by bright, quirky artwork from critically acclaimed PENGUIN IN PERIL creator Helen Hancocks.
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    The newest book in the LEGO Nonfiction line, "The Book of Everything," takes on the biggest subject of all: our world and everything in it! There's a whole world of information inside on almost every subject under the sun, from science to technology, from history to geography to popular culture. Each spread contains a LEGO scene to facilitate the learning journey: a vignette, mini story, or icon featuring LEGO models, characters, and sensibility. Graphic design combines the LEGO illustration with real-world photography and facts for an immersive experience. " The Book of Everything " arrives just in time for the holiday season,
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    So Awkward Scrapbook follows the school life of Lily, Martha and Jas and their friends - teens who are trying to make sense of life, boys and fitting in, while coping with embarrassing parents and incompetent teachers. The Scrapbook is a teen lifestyle guide, written by Lily, Martha, Jas and their school friends with some help from Mr Malone and Lily's mum.
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    You can feel it coming on - that terrible, tortuous ITCH. As irritating as an itch is, it is also your body's way of sending you a message you can't miss, like you've brushed up against poison ivy or lice have taken up residence in your hair. None of which you'd know without that telltale itch! And there are so many things that make us itch - from fungus to fleas, mosquitoes to nettles, poison ivy to tarantulas! Combining history, anatomy, laugh-out-loud illustrations, and even tips to avoid - and soothe - the itch, Anita Sanchez and Gilbert Ford take readers on an intriguing (and sometimes disgusting) look into what makes you scratch.