The Giggle Ninja Joke Book has landed! We recently joined forces with Toto the Ninja Cat and her owner, Dermot O’Leary, to spread laughter around to as many people as possible with the publication of The Giggle Ninja Joke Book.
Available exclusively from The Book People, this book contains original jokes submitted by children aged between 3 and 13 from all around the country and is sure to have the whole family rolling around with laughter.
25% of the price of the book will be donated to Save the Children. Save the Children exists to help every child reach their full potential.
Here, we’ve chosen some of our favourite jokes featured in the book. Did your child's make it in?
We’ll start with the winning entry from Vinny that had both Dermot and Toto purring with laughter:
Why should you never trust a flight of stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
And here are some more that brought a smile to all of our faces here at The Book People HQ:
Why did the silly boy throw his watch into the sky?
He wanted to see if time flies!
What do you call a monkey who works in a kitchen?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Which bird species can lift the most weight?
Did you hear about the monster who got his left side cut off?
He’s all right now!
Why was the footballer sad on his birthday?
Because he got a red card!
Why did the man throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly!
Why was the broom late for work in the morning?
Because it over swept!
What do kittens most like to read?
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Find all of these jokes and more within the pages of The Giggle Ninja Joke Book - only available at The Book People.