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Books by Macmillan Children's Books

  • Space Jokes

    Macmillan Children's Books

    Product Code: BYAME
    Paperback
    What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock it. How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers. Packed full of over one hundred laugh-out-loud jokes about astronauts, planets, aliens, space ships, the solar system and much, much more, Space Jokes will take you to infinity - and beyond! This brilliant collection is filled with funny one liners and quirky black-and-white drawings, and is sure to have adults and children alike in stitches. The book is in the shape of a rocket ship and publishes to mark the 50th anniversary of the Apollo moon landings.
    • £5.39
    • RRP £5.99
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  • Football Jokes

    Macmillan Children's Books

    Product Code: AKATH
    Paperback 7 years +
    Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.
  • Christmas Cracker Jokes

    Macmillan Children's Books

    Product Code: BSAKF
    Paperback
    What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. What's miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble. Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake. Christmas Cracker Jokes is filled with hilarious, silly jokes on a huge variety of topics that will keep you laughing for days - and that's sno joke! From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The book is Father Christmas-shaped, making it the perfect festive stocking filler.
    • £5.89
    • RRP £5.99
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  • Match! Build Your Own Club

    Macmillan Children's Books

    Product Code: BQHRY
    Paperback
    A fantastic colour, fill-in-and-keep football activity book from the makers of Match! magazine. Match! Build Your Own Club makes you the owner of your very own football club! You are in charge. Choose a team name, design your kit, draw your badge, create your mascot, pick your stadium, select your manager and choose your players -then use stickers to track their progress through the football season.
    • £5.39
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  • The Moomin Craft Book

    Macmillan Children's Books

    Product Code: BSIXO
    Hardback
    Get creative with The Moomin Craft Book, a stylish Scandinavian craft book featuring over twenty-six beautiful projects, all inspired by the wonderful world of Tove Jansson's Moomins. Make some Moomin mittens, learn how to crochet a Moomintroll and get creative with stylish Moomin jewellery and Moomin-themed decorations and flowers! This gift book is packed with craft techniques and activities including: sewing, knitting, crochet, paper craft, painting, jewellery-making and needle felt, all with step-by-step instructions. Beautifully designed with stunning photography throughout, The Moomin Craft Book is perfect for Moomin fans and keen creatives of all ages, featuring activities suitable for young children as well as more challenging projects for experienced adult crafters.
    • £20.00
    • RRP £25.00
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