Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog (Hardback)

Mitchell Symons


This is a collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of "Why Eating Bogeys Is Good For You". From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd.

Product Details

  • Product code: ADTIJ
  • ISBN: 9780385618663
  • Publisher: Random House Children's Books
  • Format: Hardback
  • Dimensions: 18.4cm x 13.5cm
  • Pages: 256


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