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Football Jokes - 9781447254614

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  • Product code: AKATH
  • ISBN: 9781447254614
  • Publisher: Pan Macmillan
  • Format: Paperback
  • Dimensions: 19.7cm x 13.1cm
  • Pages: 112
  • Publish date: 05/06/2014

Football Jokes (Paperback)

Football Jokes - 9781447254614

Macmillan Children's Books

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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.

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Product Details

  • Product code: AKATH
  • ISBN: 9781447254614
  • Publisher: Pan Macmillan
  • Format: Paperback
  • Dimensions: 19.7cm x 13.1cm
  • Pages: 112
  • Publish date: 05/06/2014

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